Hottest Blogger Audition Tape

So yeah, the wonderful and talented chicas over at Ladies... are having a hottest blogger bracket contest which I attempted to sign up for, although my application is in question due to the fact that I can't recall what photo(s) and/or writing sample I sent in. My only recollection is that I had to send a JPG photo and that was causing considerable chaos. See, I didn't find out about the contest until the day applications were supposed to be in and if my memory serves me correct, I was intoxicated at the time. Anyway, I noticed that T Kyle King over at Dawg Sports put together his own little last minute appeal to the Ladies. So I figured since they still haven't posted the brackets, why not give it one more college try. Worst case scenario? I get an opportunity for a random Anchorman quote:

"Hey everyone, come see how good I look!"

Here's a few things about Shorty that you might or might not know:
1. I live, eat, breath, drink, sh*t, swim and sleep sports...
2. I also enjoy long walks on the beach, peanut butter ice cream and quiet evenings by the fireplace reading trashy romance novels...
3. My all-time favorite activity is pointing at flashing cameras whenever I get an opportunity...

On a serious note, I'd be honored to be included in the brackets if there is any room for me. If not, I guess there's always next year. Here is a link to one of my earlier posts in which I compared my favorite sports teams to female love interests. Just in case anyone has a desire to check out my writing skills or lack there of. Enjoy!

Sincerely, Shorty